oh god the rape fog is back!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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