she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
