This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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