everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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