I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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