I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Is it because I queefed?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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