How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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