Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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