talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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