Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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