last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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