the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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