I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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