love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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