Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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