I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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