Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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