Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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