Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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