My boss' voice literally gives me gas
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
