He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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