so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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