I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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