I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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