watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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