like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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