Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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