no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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