This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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