David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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