since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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