So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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