his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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