there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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