your thong is hanging out like whoa
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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