You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize