using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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