So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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