happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Too much gin, very little bucket
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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