I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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