I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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