Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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