I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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