have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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