If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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