i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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