So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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