i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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