Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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