i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have fence marks all over my body
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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