I think scott just propositioned me for sex
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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