He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I haven't been this sober since birth.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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