Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
