what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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