she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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