Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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