You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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