Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
